Inkjet

Everyone loves to hate a printer.

This morning I attempted to photocopy an article. Five pages. Simple, right?

Page one: Printed at 70% reduction for no apparent reason. Changed in settings. Printed at 100%.

Page two: Reverted to 70%. Changed settings. Still printed at 70%. Changed settings again. Printed at 100%.

Page three: see pages one and two.

Resisted urge to hit printer with a hammer.

Page four: Reverted to 70% AGAIN. Spent five minutes digging around in settings to find out why this keeps happenning. Think I have it fixed. Print at 100%.

[printer maintenance] Go have a tea.

[black ink low – please replace]

[grind, grind, grind, humm] Have more tea.

Page five: Printed without incident, finally.

I’d run it over with the Kubota, but then I’d have to buy another one.

If it’s not in writing. . .

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