Everyone loves to hate a printer.
This morning I attempted to photocopy an article. Five pages. Simple, right?
Page one: Printed at 70% reduction for no apparent reason. Changed in settings. Printed at 100%.
Page two: Reverted to 70%. Changed settings. Still printed at 70%. Changed settings again. Printed at 100%.
Page three: see pages one and two.
Resisted urge to hit printer with a hammer.
Page four: Reverted to 70% AGAIN. Spent five minutes digging around in settings to find out why this keeps happenning. Think I have it fixed. Print at 100%.
[printer maintenance] Go have a tea.
[black ink low – please replace]
[grind, grind, grind, humm] Have more tea.
Page five: Printed without incident, finally.
I’d run it over with the Kubota, but then I’d have to buy another one.
Notes from Mosquito Hill 