Don’t get intubated

When you stop taking your Lasix because it makes you pee, you can’t breathe.

When you can’t breathe, your wife calls 911.

When your wife calls 911, the paramedics come.

When the paramedics come, they put you on CPAP.

When the paramedics put you on CPAP, you may get intubated in the Emergency Department.

Don’t get intubated in the emergency department. . .

(With apologies to DirecTV.)