Professional strength?!

I’ve mentioned in these pages before that I am an inveterate reader. I read books and magazines like a normal person. I also read elevator permits, cereal boxes, and the backs of menus. I read fine print.

You would be amazed at the obscure things I learn.

Today I had occasion to do some maintenance on one of my trucks. I rolled over while bleeding a wheel cylinder and came face to face with the brake fluid bottle.

Professional Strength.

Interesting marketing phrase, that. Who stops for a living? Are my stops more important if I’m being paid to make them?

Why would I prefer professional strength? My stops are arguably more important to me when I’m driving my family around. Can I get personal strength brake fluid? Or perhaps a Family Size?

Does no one else notice these things?

If it’s not in writing. . .

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