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The weathermen predicted snow today. Lots of it. All day yesterday, the totals and the excitement crept up. The storm was supposed to be here for the morning rush hour. Then it was coming at noon. Then it was coming for the evening rush hour. Twelve hours later, here it is:
“OK, Ma’am, we’ll get someone right over there.” Dispatcher Buddy hung up the phone and swore in my general direction. “That was Local Nursing Facility. They have a code, and I have no-one to send. What do I do?” I don’t remember why I was alone, but I had no partner until the next shift [...] ATTENTION ALL UNITS, ON THE AIR AND IN QUARTERS, A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. Don’t ever leave your GPS visible in a parked car. Ever. Not even for a minute. I know this and know why, and yet. . . Here’s something else to consider: don’t program the ‘Home’ button on your GPS. Instead, program the button [...] “Hey, why are you over here? The fire’s back that way!” Yes sir, it sure does look that way. D’oh! |
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