I could never be a police officer

The mid-afternoon traffic crawls slowly across town. I’m not paying much attention from the passenger seat, but suddenly something doesn’t look quite right up ahead. “Hey, isn’t that. . .?”

BEEP BEEP BEEP: “Fire Alarm has dispatched Engine 681, Truck 68, and Medic 9 to Local Thoroughfare at Right Here Street for a motor vehicle [...]

Unfortunate Initials (P365 - May 20)

This jumped out at me on Federal Street in Newburyport.  After a bit of thought, I believe it stands for Waste Water Treatment Facility.  Someone deserves a FAIL for it, though.