Incident 10-622, 13 Apr 2010, 20:27 hrs. Mack505 commanding. And she isn’t here!!
Last fall Mrs Mack505 installed a new phone line to serve her home office. Almost immediately we began receiving phone calls looking for Janice Foster. At least twice a day, every day, some person or computer calls for her. We’ve answered them all, and explained that she simply is not here.
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Incident 10-620, 13 Apr 2010, 20:08 hrs. Mack505 commanding.
April 12 – Another sunny spring morning in the Witch City.
April 13 – I spent the afternoon cleaning and adjusting the carb on the speeder. It’s a Zenith carb on an Onan CCKB motor, for those who know these things. From this angle, I think it resembles Frank from the movie Cars. [...]
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I’m Mack505 and I approve of this message. Where necessary, names and indentifying details have been changed to protect the innocent, guilty, or those just involved. Or maybe it's all just ficiton. . .
Loving my oil burners. . .
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