The Message

“OK, Ma’am, we’ll get someone right over there.”

Dispatcher Buddy hung up the phone and swore in my general direction. “That was Local Nursing Facility. They have a code, and I have no-one to send. What do I do?”

I don’t remember why I was alone, but I had no partner until the next shift [...]

Thank you, John Cleese (P365 for January 15)

I drove today.  Not simply place the shifter in ‘D’, set the cruise control, and point the wheel toward Point B, but I actually drove.  Real two-hands-on-the-wheel, row-the-gears driving.

I have a new GPS.  The old one had a voice which sounded like Sir Alec Guinness, so it had earned the nickname Obi-Wan.  I still [...]