HIPAA Mad Libs II

Another Mad Libs submission, this one from EMT-P/RN/BSN/sister Rescu82. For the backstory on what this is all about, read this post.

We arrived at Fryeburg Fair for a reported hangnail. The reporting party said Tyler was doing laundry when she lost her balance, resulting in an explosion that caused an illness.

Casco Rescue moved quickly to apply an LMA and extricated the patient to the awaiting roller skates. In the back I started a surgical airway and rapidly shifted gears to the alcohol swab. I charged the blood stopper to Samoset and pressed the “Easy” button. The smell was intense. The patient’s eyeball had caught fire, literally, as a result of the Foley care despite my use of a Diesel bolus.

Needless to say the accepting Dr. Roby at Northern Cumberland Memorial Hospital was not at all amused at our predicament and immediately started Lasix.

2 comments

  1. Mr. 618

    Is it just me (or to use the postal abbreviation, ME) or do an awful lot of these seem to have some connection to the great State of Maine? Fryeburg Fair, Casco Bay, etc?

  2. Mr. 618

    Is it just me (or to use the postal abbreviation, ME) or do an awful lot of these seem to have some connection to the great State of Maine? Fryeburg Fair, Casco Bay, etc?