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The Spare

Some ambulances you love, and some you hate. Most are just tools of the trade to us, but today I found myself getting a bit sentimental. Maybe it was the view on the way in this morning:

Anyway, we’re driving The Spare. [...]

Number Eight

“Medic 9, take the response. 24 Right in Front of You Drive for the difficulty breathing. Enter through the back door.”

Long Lost Sister and I sign out on scene as the dispatcher finishes talking. By dumb luck, the address truly was Right in Front of [...]

OK, NBC, I watched it.

I was working last night. No helicopters crashed, nothing blew up, and I certainly did not get laid. In fact, we treated one seizure patient and watched Monday Night Football. Thanks to the magic that is TiVo, I finally got the chance to watch Trauma this afternoon.

Today’s weather -FAIL

“NowAt 6 am…partly sunny. Temperature around 61. West winds around 10 mph.”

Should I be worried that the weather guys don’t know it’s still dark?

If they can’t predict the sunrise. . .

HIPAA Mad Libs

Happy over at HMHQ penned a ‘HIPAA Friendly Post’ recently. He commented that if he removed anything potentially identifiable (instead of changing it), his resulting posts would look like Mad Libs. I love Mad Libs. Read his post, then come back. I sent the resulting blanks to a few friends, and here are [...]

Handover #8

The latest edition of ‘The Handover’ is up over at Ckemtp’s place. This month’s topic is Funniest. Call. Ever., and he has some very good stuff. Enjoy!

Pet therapy

“Humor me,” I said to Partner du Jour as I pulled a U-turn in the ambulance. I pulled up at an angle, blocking the breakdown lane and right lane of the four-lane road. I activated the primary strobes, grabbed a pair of gloves, and stepped out.

Camp Fires

It’s a cold night of epic proportions. The temperature dips below 0 degrees F. It’s not actively snowing, but a brisk wind stirs the recently fallen snow, obscuring the world outside our plate-glass windows.

I feel like a Civil War era soldier. My issued uniform is [...]

Proof that I need a vacation

I had a dream. Not in the Martin Luther King sense, but the good old “I was asleep” sense. For background, we have a new private ambulance contract in my town. I’ll call them Company X.

I was at home, riding Engine 68 as a call Lt. We were dispatched to a medical; [...]

Rant redux

Last week I published a brief rant about drivers doing dumb things in traffic when I approach in my ambulance.

The other day I had a wonderful experience. As we approached a major bottleneck intersection, the driver immediately in front of me began to pull to the left, effectively blocking our progress. [...]