A Powerstroke Diesel makes a cool ‘loping’ sound when running on only 7 cylinders.
It’s possible to waterski behind a fishing boat in shallow tidal water.
Shaving cuts do not need to be treated at the ER.
People will ask anyway. And be serious about it.
It’s possible to be suicidal and afraid of dying from chest pain at the same time.
Time spent posting in the cab of the truck is inversely proportional to the amount of reading/listening/viewing material with which you are equipped. (Forgetting your cell phone charger guarantees spending the whole day in the truck.)
My wife has a psychic ability to call me while I’m busy with a patient. The sicker the patient, the more likely she will call. (You know I love you, hon.)