Stop Assaulting Me!

Firstly, my apologies to those who come here looking for my regular wit and wisdom. Normal programming will resume after this brief interruption.

I have a message for Corporate America: LEAVE ME ALONE!

It all started with the gas pumps. I remember [...]

Tyvek

“Ambulance 79, take the response, along with Ladder 2 and Sin City Medics. Report of a man fallen from the roof.”

It looked like it would be one of those days. My partner and I were 10 minutes into our shift, and we hadn’t finished checking out [...]

Cancel Truck 127

Captain Stanley is my hero. There, I’ve said it.

For those not of the generation to immediately recognize the name, Captain Henry ‘Hank’ Stanley was the fictional character in charge of Los Angeles County Fire Station 51 in the 1970′s TV series ‘Emergency!’ He guided Gage, DeSoto, Kelley, Lopez and Stoker through more than 100 [...]